yippee
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Guns
Mar 2, 2013 11:26:14 GMT -6
Post by yippee on Mar 2, 2013 11:26:14 GMT -6
Passing it on...
Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Stevens 320 right in the doorway. I placed 6 shells beside it, and noticing that it had no legs, set it on my mom's old wheelchair to help it get around.
I then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign right in front of our house.
After a a couple of hours, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there in the wheelchair, right where I had left it. It hadn't rolled itself outside. It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.
Either the media is wrong, and it's the misuse of guns by PEOPLE that kills people, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
Alright, well I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat
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stumpy
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Mar 2, 2013 15:39:02 GMT -6
Post by stumpy on Mar 2, 2013 15:39:02 GMT -6
Back to the old Will Rodgers quote - "We've elected our mistakes" More true today than ever.
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