CDuster
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Post by CDuster on Feb 6, 2013 10:13:08 GMT -6
As I get a bit older and have a bit more time, I sometimes have to create opportunities to keep my deductive reasoning skills sharp.
Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was gorgeous, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally, I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the balls?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the balls.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question: Getting kicked in the balls is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reasoning behind my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It would be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you will never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another good kick in the balls."
I rest my case . . . still sharp as a tack.
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Post by jimmyvolleyball on Feb 6, 2013 13:18:44 GMT -6
Having never experienced either, I shall remain neutered, I mean neutral.
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