DirtyDon
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In Cerevisia Veritas! Cogito sumere potum alterum.
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Post by DirtyDon on May 23, 2011 14:34:10 GMT -6
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese I'm not cheap, but I am on special...
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Post by netmaster on May 23, 2011 17:50:30 GMT -6
another "Its hard to soar like an egale...when you work with turkeys"....so true
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willie
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Post by willie on May 23, 2011 22:12:09 GMT -6
If you lie down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas.
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DirtyDon
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Post by DirtyDon on Jun 17, 2011 9:35:27 GMT -6
Here's some from a buddy way up North (McKinney)
My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this morning, can you believe that..... 2:30 am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should change dentists?
A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening. "
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to Goodwill to get all her clothes back.
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