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Post by cabooseman on Jun 27, 2010 18:59:32 GMT -6
Truck Stop
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A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed
his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights,
and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to
appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the
cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat
tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running
boards. What does he think this place is, an auto
parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three
pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny
side up, and running boards are two slices of
crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!", said the blonde. She thought about it
for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of
beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for,
Blondie?" She replied, "I thought while you were
waiting for the flat tires, headlights and
running boards, you might as well gas up!"
FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!
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itchy
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Post by itchy on Nov 15, 2010 3:21:34 GMT -6
that's a good one.... hahaha
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