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Post by cabooseman on Apr 25, 2010 10:06:25 GMT -6
a letter to Jesse James
You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most
beautiful women in the world.
She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.
Your wife recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named
"America's Sweetheart."
You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down
in front of the world while you were porking away.
You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated nether-region of a donkey cheater on the planet!
How can you live with yourself!
I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of snap that you are:
Thanks for taking the heat off of me. Let's do lunch.
~Tiger
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yippee
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Post by yippee on Apr 26, 2010 20:44:45 GMT -6
that was funny
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