Post by ion on Feb 12, 2010 19:27:22 GMT -6
Boudreaux was out in da field talkin' wit his frien Thibodeaux. Thibodeaux
said "Boudreaux , you see
dat ole barn out dere? Well man, its completely infestered wit rats. I tried
everything I know an can't get rid of dem."
Boudreaux say, "Thibodeaux, I know xactly how to get rid of dem rats. You
gotta get you one of dem
bull constriptors." Thibodeaux say, Whats a bull constriptor?". Boudreaux
explains, "man. dats one of dem big ole snakes and he loves to eat rats and
swallers dem whole, all at once".
Well, da nex day Thibodeaux went down to Kliberts reptile farm and bought
him da biggest bull constripter dat dey got. He brought dat snake to da barn
an let him loose right in da middle and sat dere and watched. Well,
Thibodeaux was watchin' for a long time, I mean long, an dere wasn't nuttin
' happening. Dat big ole snake jus curled up hiself in da middle of dat barn
and slept all day. He didn't even move and dem rats jus run all around.
So Thibodeaux got real frustrated and he called up Boudreaux on da phone,
"Boudreaux, man dats some bad advice bout dat snake. Dem rats is still
runnin' al around and dat snake jus lays dere sleepin' all day long."
Boudreaux says, "Man, Thibodeaux, I know just what to do. Give dat snake
some Viagra." Thibodeaux say, "What! Viagra! What's dat gonna do?"
Boudreaux say,"I was
just listening to da radio and de man say dat Viagra is da best ting to use
for a reptile dysfunction!"