ion
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Post by ion on Feb 1, 2010 16:25:06 GMT -6
The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.." "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some a$$hole using my stuff..." She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another a$$hole?"
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DirtyDon
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In Cerevisia Veritas! Cogito sumere potum alterum.
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Post by DirtyDon on Feb 1, 2010 17:52:26 GMT -6
ewwww... a retort like that would drive me to strong drink... it's a short ride anyway...
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