CDuster
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Post by CDuster on Sept 11, 2006 20:42:16 GMT -6
Pick someone out and give'um HELL.. Me first....................... To; Usama Bin Laden, May a thousand fleas from a diseased camel invade your crotch and your hands be tied behind your back.......
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itchy
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Post by itchy on Sept 11, 2006 21:37:12 GMT -6
DITTO for Bill Clinton.
and I hope Hillary is the only one around and won't scratch for you.. ;D
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chinaski
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Post by chinaski on Sept 13, 2006 6:28:15 GMT -6
I really want to add to this thread, but I dont think I can do better than what has already been posted.
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renegade
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Post by renegade on Sept 13, 2006 10:45:27 GMT -6
To: All the media A-holes that made fun of President Bush's 9/11 Speech
May your colon fall out while going to the bathroom and that your testicles turn black and fall off. Thats just wrong to poke fun at an American Tragedy
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Klaatu
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Post by Klaatu on Sept 13, 2006 11:12:52 GMT -6
to the Democrats who are upset at being called out for their support of terrorist and terrorism above the safety of American Citizens... In the word of the immortal Yosemite Sam
DIRTY RATZLFAX PAGALOOMER, DRAP FRAGKING CAT KISSING *%^$!:
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CDuster
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Post by CDuster on Sept 13, 2006 11:27:09 GMT -6
OOOH!!! My computor blushed on that one. But, I got another one..... To the Eye-atollah.... May you be adrift in the sea of sand, starving, dying of thirst, and all you have is "BEER and CHITTLINS" ;D
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Klaatu
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Post by Klaatu on Sept 13, 2006 11:34:35 GMT -6
to head Hizbo at Hizbollah.. (an actual ancient curse)
"May every tooth in your mouth rot out, except one, and may you have a tootheache in it"
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Isabo
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Post by Isabo on Sept 13, 2006 13:08:59 GMT -6
Here's a little ditty I wrote that I cut and paste in response to all of the emails I get from the "bankers and lawyers" that want to cut me in on the millions they have but need help getting out of the country.....or whatever.
I've actually gotten a couple of apologies in response.
"I know your mother must be proud of you. Please read on to know just how much I admire your work.
I call the sisters to the tree a time to conjure, Blessed Be!
Earth, wind, sand and fire From the four corners of the earth inspire Equal treatment from what is and what was From this person whose evil bidding does Wish on others financial dispair and ruin May his evil come full circle and back to him Search for him high, search for him low So that the despair he causes others he will soon know!"
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itchy
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Post by itchy on Sept 13, 2006 16:56:43 GMT -6
My all the suicide bombers virgins be gay Christian men …
;D
( no offence to the Christian gay men)
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Keyser Soze
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Post by Keyser Soze on Sept 13, 2006 17:27:37 GMT -6
au contraire.. you might have inspired a pleasant fantasy for some Montrosians.. . "Ride my Camel, Gammel... use that little quirty quirt you have in your maroon velvet sash.." "I mean, this IS Heaven after all, no?"
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