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Post by easydoesit on Jan 29, 2006 16:29:40 GMT -6
This one's a little risky for the other forum. A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says: "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks, "what is your occupation?" "I'm a non-union member practicing the worlds oldest profession," she says.The accountant balks and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. That is too gross. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK., I'm a high-end call girl." "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a non-union member practicing the worlds oldest profession, call girl?'' "Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year." He replies: "Good enough." ;D
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Post by Sílený Jízda on Jan 29, 2006 17:06:23 GMT -6
ROTFLMAO!!!!! Gotta tell the wife that one tonight.
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Post by Ragin on Jan 30, 2006 7:41:28 GMT -6
whooo hoooo!!! ;D
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