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Post by wrangler on Aug 2, 2006 11:11:18 GMT -6
God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him:
"Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to Create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me how.." Replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the Likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting, show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, (I love this!)
"Get your own dirt." ;D
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Post by crazydee on Aug 2, 2006 22:32:31 GMT -6
I got one for ya. what's the difference between God and a doctor? ? give up? ? God knows he's not a doctor.
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Post by ~WineMe~DineMe~69 on Sept 4, 2007 4:40:41 GMT -6
good one Wrangler....................don't know how i missed this one
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