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Post by Sílený Jízda on Dec 28, 2009 18:30:51 GMT -6
You knew it was going to happen sooner or later. They are going to push forth a new measure to require all passengers to wear only TSA approved clothing. Similar to the TSA approved luggage locks that have the TSA Approved logo's the clothing will all be made out of a tight fitting material that will deter any would be terrorist of trying to sneak anything on board a flight that may cause damage. The one piece outfit will also not require the wearer to remove a belt or shoes. In addition, the newly placed requirements have necessitated the outfits to not have pockets as it is a common occurrence for passengers to leave things in them and potential terrorists use them to sneak dangerous items on board. In addition to these features you will also notice that it also has a head covering and does not allow any part of the wearers skin or hair to visibly show. This was requested at the behest of the White House so that profiling would not be an issue and passengers would not inadvertently racially profile other passengers. Those that do not wish to wear the new clothing will be placed through much more ridged security controls and checks as well as be documented and listed on the newly created Potential Terrorist Watch List until at such time they purchase said approved flight wear. Just imagine your overweight friends on the next flight.
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Post by stargazer on Dec 28, 2009 23:15:14 GMT -6
Good gosh, I had to do a double take with that picture...it took me a few seconds before I realized that was the guy's thumb...my mind is in the gutter...lmao!!!
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Post by CDuster on Dec 29, 2009 8:59:30 GMT -6
Why not just fly NAKED
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Post by DirtyDon on Dec 29, 2009 9:36:26 GMT -6
Why not just fly NAKED No... the wrong party might grab my joystick..
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Post by CDuster on Dec 29, 2009 11:25:03 GMT -6
Why not just fly NAKED No... the wrong party might grab my joystick.. It's the "pitch and roll" actuator...............technically and testiclely.
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Post by cjtxco on Mar 7, 2010 8:48:38 GMT -6
Fed is trotting out a new body scanner at Logan International in Boston -- where two of the three 911 terror planes took off -- that is said to be more reliable for detecting weapons & chemicals like those the panty-pants bomber had. It is also said to be less invasive to concerns of personal privacy involving passenger's physical features as viewed by scanners.
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