yippee
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Post by yippee on Jan 5, 2009 13:19:27 GMT -6
FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY > > In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter > and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a > discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of > their holy days. The argument was it was unfair that atheists had > no such recognized day. > > The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the > passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel > declaring, 'Case dismissed.' > > The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, 'Your > honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have > Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur > and Hanukkah. Yet my client and all other atheists have no such > holidays.' > > The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, 'But you do. Counsel, > your client is woefully ignorant.' The lawyer said, 'Your Honor, we > are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.' > > The judge said, 'The calendar says April 1st is 'April Fools Day.' > Psalm 14:1 states 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' > Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says > there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his > day. Court is adjourned.'
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texas_gal
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aka srvchild
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Post by texas_gal on Jan 5, 2009 20:07:45 GMT -6
Is this for real? lol If not, still a good one!
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itchy
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I 'B' Itchy!!! Joined: Jan 2006
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Post by itchy on Jan 11, 2009 6:09:21 GMT -6
OMG, that is too fricken funny... way to go judge...
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Post by mamills on Mar 16, 2009 11:34:44 GMT -6
Excellent Judgement, Your Honor!!
Mike
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Post by ~WineMe~DineMe~69 on Mar 16, 2009 18:33:50 GMT -6
;D
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