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Post by ~WineMe~DineMe~69 on Nov 3, 2008 19:29:34 GMT -6
they got skunked~
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yippee
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Post by yippee on Jan 6, 2009 19:06:26 GMT -6
The Texas Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders . For the first offense, they give you two Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Dallas Cowboys Q. How do you keep the Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a new Super Bowl ring? A. A thief. Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboy and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. And the best......
Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and a possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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Post by rabalais on Jan 7, 2009 22:04:55 GMT -6
LMAOROTF These were great!!!!!
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DirtyDon
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Post by DirtyDon on Jan 8, 2009 11:47:20 GMT -6
those were funny! I'm just surprised that Wade's still in Dallas...
I have to admit, during the Eagle game, about half way thru the 4th quarter, each time the camera panned in on the Cowboy sideline, I kept expecting to see a red dot appear on Coach Phillip's forehead...
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