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Post by ogeezer on Mar 10, 2007 11:18:28 GMT -6
...lets see, where to start. Oh yes...
In my quest to understand why a woman's brassiere is so labeled I googled the subject, and determined my perception of the topic has been somewhat off-the mark, so would somebody please tell me if this is correct?
Brassiere sizes consist of the band size (a number) and the cup size (a letter). The band size is found by measuring around the rib cage just below the bust line, adding 5, and rounding up to the nearest even number. The cup size is found by measuring along the fullest part of the bust and subtracting the band size. The letters correspond to the result as follows: A (1"), B (2"), C (3"), D (4"), DD (5"), and DDD (6").
That sound about right? Did I miss anything? ;D
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Post by ogeezer on Mar 11, 2007 9:26:18 GMT -6
...lets see, where to start. Oh yes... The cup size is found by measuring along the fullest part of the bust and subtracting the band size. The letters correspond to the result as follows: A (1"), B (2"), C (3"), D (4"), DD (5"), and DDD (6"). I have a question: It cup size measured by being squeezed real tight or just being held gently? ;D Guess that depends if their cup runneth over
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Post by ~WineMe~DineMe~69 on Mar 11, 2007 15:04:34 GMT -6
now why are you 2 so worried about bra's?? what are you up 2? you sneaky lil devil's
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Post by ogeezer on Mar 11, 2007 15:12:58 GMT -6
being a curious engineer, it's kinda like trying to figure out what hits the wall first, a woman's nose or another part of her anatomy?
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Post by ~WineMe~DineMe~69 on Mar 11, 2007 15:18:31 GMT -6
;D
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Post by ~WineMe~DineMe~69 on Mar 11, 2007 16:24:51 GMT -6
Bra Fit Event March 11-20 at JCPenney's. call the store closest to you to set up an appt, bra fit specialists will be on hand to help you make the right selections, buy 1 get 1 50% off.
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Post by ~WineMe~DineMe~69 on Mar 11, 2007 19:50:00 GMT -6
i think you'll have to call and ask. lol
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Post by ogeezer on Mar 12, 2007 7:48:24 GMT -6
Bra Fit Event March 11-20 at JCPenney's. call the store closest to you to set up an appt, bra fit specialists will be on hand to help you make the right selections I think John Kerry is gonna be there to judge cleavages
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Post by ~WineMe~DineMe~69 on Mar 12, 2007 8:27:29 GMT -6
;D
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Post by ogeezer on Mar 12, 2007 10:06:26 GMT -6
...and even BILL is planning on being there, to try out his new profession & campaign donation gimmick.
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Post by easydoesit on Mar 12, 2007 14:09:48 GMT -6
well-------do they need any part time help? ? What's a matter Ion? No previews at home??? Better watch it. We might catch you on "To Catch A Predator" ;D
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Post by ogeezer on Mar 12, 2007 16:42:37 GMT -6
Actually, is not the bras that I find interesting but the the items that go into them.
As such, in recognition to defining boobs by their keyboard attributes, take a look at the following keystroke labelers put out by a programmer with too much time on his hands: . . are Itty bitty ones ()() are Little breasts (.)(.) are Nice breasts (o)(o) are Perfect breasts (D)(D) are Bullets (O)(O) are Handful breasts (~0~)(~0~) are Stretch mark breasts \o/.\o/ are Grandma's breasts [o][o] are Breasts during a mammogram * ^ * are Flat chest (+0(+0) are Fake silicone breasts (*)(*) are High nipple breasts (@)(@) are Big nipple breasts oo are A cups {O}{O} are D cups (^)(^) are Cold breasts (<)(<) are Perky breasts (o)(O) are Lopsided breasts (Q)(O) are Pierced breasts (p)(p) are Hanging tassels breasts (-)(-) are Flat against the shower door breasts lollol are Android breasts ($)($) are Jenny McCarthy's breasts (ooo) are Total Recall breasts (she had three!) (O)A(O) are Boob jobbed breasts
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Post by revkag on Mar 12, 2007 17:57:34 GMT -6
An old joke... An older lady decided to shoot herself... called her doctor and asked where the heart is located, was told it was behind her left breast, so she shot herself..... woke up with a bullet wound to her left knee cap!!!!!!!!
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Post by ogeezer on Mar 12, 2007 19:22:51 GMT -6
Now i know we are bad, we ever got the Rev to join in ;D way to go, Parson!
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Post by ~WineMe~DineMe~69 on Mar 13, 2007 14:51:49 GMT -6
Now i know we are bad, we ever got the Rev to join in ;D way to go, Parson! you boy's are just 2 bad! ;D
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Post by ogeezer on Mar 14, 2007 7:05:57 GMT -6
And speaking of Big Knockers, this chick's got a pair:
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Post by revkag on Mar 14, 2007 20:26:13 GMT -6
Wow! That chick's cute!
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Post by txreddog on Mar 15, 2007 8:21:17 GMT -6
Very Nice knockers! I'd love some of those!
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Post by ~WineMe~DineMe~69 on Mar 15, 2007 10:09:11 GMT -6
;D
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Post by speaksfree on Mar 15, 2007 13:59:39 GMT -6
. Another selection of "Knockers"
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Post by ~WineMe~DineMe~69 on Mar 15, 2007 14:21:16 GMT -6
just goes to show you that there's all shape's and size's of knocker's out there. lol
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Post by itchy on May 7, 2007 9:08:03 GMT -6
boy this thread took a turn... ;D but anyways... saw one on the web once 'hung on a door' , it was a penis with two cahoonies... wonder how many men would use it to knock on the door... lmao
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Post by ~WineMe~DineMe~69 on May 7, 2007 14:45:52 GMT -6
boy this thread took a turn... ;D but anyways... saw one on the web once 'hung on a door' , it was a penis with two cahoonies... wonder how many men would use it to knock on the door... lmao they might find that a bit unpleasent ;D
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Post by ~WineMe~DineMe~69 on May 7, 2007 15:33:37 GMT -6
not some ion, so you are saying you wouldn't mind grabbing the bull by the horn's? ;D
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Post by ~WineMe~DineMe~69 on May 7, 2007 15:39:48 GMT -6
so you've opened yourself up to it huh? lmao
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